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Friday, January 6, 2017

Mocha Uson Appointed as MTRCB Board Member


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"Why does this government keep trying to legitimize Mocha Uson? Why are they trying to repackage trash?" - Chowking Hazard @Watdahel_Marcel

Probably the BIGGEST JOKE I've heard from President Rodrigo Duterte ever! Mocha Uson has been appointed a board member of the Movie and Television Review and Classification Board (MTRCB). Executive Secretary Salvador Medialdea confirms the appointment. "Mocha is an artist. She is one of the biggest artists we have in the country. She's been in the show business world for more than a decade already," Presidential Communications Secretary Andanar said.

Kung si Mocha Uson nga pwedeng maging MTRCB board member so lahat ng imposible, pwedeng mangyari. Tangina crush naman pansinin mo na ako please.

Magbabalik loob na rin yata ako sa panunuod ng pinoy movies/ teleseryes ngayong board member na ng MTRCB si Mocha.

"Mocha Uson has common sense and knows the pulse of the public." says Tito Sotto. What? 

See? You can be anything you wish to be no matter how undeserving you are of it. Never give up on your dreams. Ang hinihintay ko na lang eh, ang magsama sa senado sina Tito Sotto at Mocha Uson. Power tandem ng Pilipinas kung nagkataon. Konting kapit pa kay Tatay Digong, Ate Mocha. Magiging Chief Justice ka niyan! So please don't joke about Mocha being the next president of the PH, it might come true. Lol!

Medtech Graduate at umabot ng 2nd Year sa Med School si Mocha. But Mocha is like our very own High School classmate who acts like a valedictorian even though we all know she can't even recite Panatang Makabayan right. SMH.

Mocha Uson says in Facebook post that her first mission is not to allow soft porn on prime time TV. She shouldn't be allowed on TV and soc med. Puro kasinungalingan at katangahan lang naman ang sinasabi.



Seriously, it's all about your influence. The number of your followers and fans on any form of media, especially on social media, is a big factor. Character and experience ranks second place. It's all about who are you connected to at the moment. Of course, we cannot blame the current administration since they are the ones in power now. They can pick their alliances even though there are a lot more qualified individuals out there.

Rizal wrote Noli Me Tangere and El Filibusterismo not for us to end up reading Mocha Uson Blog. Mocha Uson is the modern version of PEPAY the DANCER, a whore-like character in the El Fili.

Mocha Uson is the personification of the "1+1=fish" thing cuz it doesn't make sense. Siya ay parang SOGO Hotel. Kahit anong rebrand ang gawin, pag narinig mo, sex padin una mong maiisip. 

I won't be surprised if Mocha Uson will have a book before 2017 ends.


Conversing with Mocha Uson is like the "ay" in "okay:" POINTLESS. Saying we can't be outraged by both an act of violence vs. an animal and systemic violence against people? What a Mocha Uson leap of logic. 

Kumusta yung gagawin ni Mocha na pag-iingay para sa #MMFF2016? Mas maingay pa rin pambabatikos niya kay VP Leni e.

Mocha Uson: 'Call us, Vice President Leni'. Dear Ambassadress Mocha, why does she have to report to you? Manahimik ka.

Mocha Uson says she's proud of #MMFF2016 line-up and urges everyone to support local films. Why don't she pick fights with cinemas instead? If Mocha Uson dedicated her time in promoting the MMFF, which is her task, instead of lambasting Leni, that would be great. So much for supporting Filipino industries. Hay. Sana may magawa si Mocha sa mga gaya nito, ano po mga ka-DDS? Unless may special MMFF entry na ang pamagat ay "Leni?" 

To those asking if Mocha had watched any of the #MMFF2016 movies. Yes she watched two movies on December 26 with Thinking Pinoy sa UPTown Mall. Just like how her 'source' points to ABS, GMA, and Sunstar yet her links point to trendingnewsportal, a fake news site? It's all about making things go viral or trending with suspicious news sites that seems only existing to spread lies.

Kung may Ambassador of Good Will si Mocha Uson naman ay Ambassadress of Bad Faith. Okay sana if si Ambassadress of MMFF Mocha ay maglabas ng kaniyang sariling review ng 8 na pelikula na kasali, no? Is she also aware that the film 'Kabisera'--an official entry--tackles extrajudicial killings? Hhmm, come to think of it, this movie never won any award during the Gabi ng Parangal MMFF 2016 awards night.

If "Mocha made it to MTRCB, they should also appoint James Reid as Energy Regulatory Commission director. He can #BeatEnergyGap right? "

This mint Mocha Cappuccino makes me feel like I'm making out with someone and it makes me sad. However, dahil kay Mocha Uson mas binigyan importance ko ang pagbasa ng buong article bago mag-react.


Question: "How do you like your Mocha?" 
Answer: "Educated and without Internet access, please!" 

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