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Tuesday, April 6, 2021

Can't get enough of Luis Manzano wedding cry memes


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After four years of being a couple, Luis "Lucky" Manzano just got married to Jessy Mendiola. 

The couple announced the good news by posting their wedding video on Jessy’s YouTube channel. The two have been married since February 21. They tied the knot in an intimate ceremony at The Farm at San Benito in Lipa City, Batangas witnessed only by family and select friends.

Both of them can be seen crying as Jessy walked down the aisle. But Luis could not help but bring out his funny side by starting off his vows with the lyrics of Gary Valenciano’s “Warrior is a Child.” 

In the exchange of wedding vows, Luis told Jessy, "Even on those days na pareho tayong hindi kamahal-mahal, I will choose to love you."

Jessy meanwhile has uttered: "Today is the beginning of our journey, our lives together. I choose to spend today, and all of my tomorrows with you."

Luis is 39, Jessi is 28. Their gap is more than a decade does this mean the rest of you out there still have a chance with an older or younger mate? 

The couple is eyeing another full wedding celebration this year. 








Luis, the one who has FHM Beauties as his list of girlfriends, has tied the knot to his latest men's magazine cover syota.

He was said to have cried during their civil wedding. Thus out came a lot of memes showing other reasons why a grown man would cry.

Kudos to Luis Manzano, at least he is embracing it in stride. Sign of maturity and security.




Yung akala mo utot lang, pero tae lumabas?

Yung pinabaranggay ka dahil di daw essential yung lugaw mo.

Yung sinabihan ka ng "Mind your own business" pero wala ka namang business.

Yung may nakita kang maganda pero maganda din gusto

Yung pumunta nanay mo sa mall tapos pag uwi walang dalang pasalubong

Yung sinabi ng friend mo na "Pre! ikaw muna mag bayad wala akong barya.." . 

Yung taeng tae kana kaso kailangan mo mag tiis kasi may tao pa sa CR

Yung di ka naman ang kumain pero ikaw parin nag hugas nang plato

Yung ang daming nag "Mine" sa live selling mo pero walang sumipot during the meetup

Yung umiyak ka tapos maghihiwalay din pala 

Yung nakita mong kaibigan mong marupok  na nakipagbalikan sa ex niya

Yung pumunta ka ng birthday tapos hindi mo naabutan ang shanghai

Yung naiyak ka sa tuwa dahil yung gustong gusto mong pink isuot mo sa kasal mo natupad

Yung naipit ang bayag mo dahil sa mabilis na pagsara ng zipper

Yung pinilit kang ikasal sa babae kahit alam nilang lalake gusto mo

Yung feeling na naiiyak ka sa mga sagot mo sa modules

Yung ginagago na kayo ni Duterte pero DDS pa rin kayo

Yung sure ball ka na perfect ka or more than pass pero paglabas ng score epic fail pala because you didn't follow instructions

Yung nakabili kana ng swimsuit para sa swimming ninyo tapos biglang naglockdown

Yung ang tagal  mong hinintay nung 4k pesos bawat pamilya pero biglang nag iba na naman ang guidelines ng IATF






2021 is the year of Love indeed! 

Jessy Mendiola and Luis Manzano - Married 

Carla Abellana and Tom Rodriguez - Engaged

Derek Ramsay and Ellen Adarna - Engaged

Julia Barretto and Gerald Anderson - Lovers 

Arci Muñoz and Jm De Guzman - Bff to Lovers 

Seriously, congratulations to the couple. We hope your marriage would last and not be among the list of divorced celebrities.

Julie's Bakeshop joins the Oddvertising trend



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HERE WE GO, AGAIN! From RC Cola to Mega Sardines to Julie's Bakeshop. The Weird Filipino Commercial Trilogy is complete. 

Have you seen the newest commercial of Julie's Bakeshop with the #StopTitaShaming? 

Julie’s Bakeshop kneads, dusts, cuts, bakes and serves. Tita shamers get eaten like pandesal. Their slogan — “Pwedeng fresh pa rin kahit 40 na.” — is giving me life! 

The Philippines' commercial industry is entering a new era and idk if I'm living for it.

Alam ninyo, 'di ko na rin alam ang trip ng brands these days. Julie's Bakeshop, baka hindi ako makatulog tonight. 

What happened to feel-good #advertising concepts? Hindi ko alam kung matatawa ako o kikilabutan sa advertisement ng Julie’s Bakeshop.

Advertising helps communicate what your brand stands for. Add value to your company and it resonates with your audience.

The Julie's Bakeshop ad is relatable in its own way. Not everything has to be sunshine and daisies just so it could resonate with the people.

Julie's Bakeshop, Mega Sardines (or Tuna ba) and RC Cola's ads are today's version of Wansapanataym of the Batang 90's 

Alamat ng Pinya
Magic Sandok
Inday Bote

How tito can you be? 





Thanks, Julie's Bakeshop for this demonstration of how the body of Christ was formed. Lol!

Those who cannot appreciate the new ad of Julie’s Bakeshop (and RC Cola and Mega) cannot appreciate advertising, or art. 

That Julie's Bakeshop commercial sure is creative ah! I love that "fresh pa rin kahit 40 na" tagline.

If there's something to take away from the Julie's Bakeshop ad, it's that y'all need to date my old friend dahil pwedeng fresh pa rin kahit 40 na. 

People who don’t know the importance of branding would definitely like Julie’s Bakeshop new ad. But the reality is, kawawa yung brand after this. Paano yung brand value? What is the brand message? Na mukhang maasim yung bread? Lasang sweaty guy? 

This is little thread on absurdist advertising (or oDdvErtisIng) no one asked for, but we need our fun little projects to distract from existential dread. 


Julie's Bakeshop made some points here. When men annoy you, turn them into bread.

Is it cannibalism if the human turns into a bread? WTF Julie's Bakeshop!!!! Stop messing my brain!

Julie's bakeshop decided to celebrate their 40th anniversary by ending auntshaming through baking offenders (I wish I was joking).

Turning an asshole into bread makes sense in my fantasy. Let's all learn from this Julie's Bakeshop ad. When men say stupid shit, turn them into pandesal. 

This was nightmares-level weird but well played, Julie's Bakeshop. Valiant effort to keep up with these weird times.

Pretty peculiar! But if the aim was to be the talk of the town, then it definitely hit the goal
So now when I look at bread I'll be reminded of this nightmare. Thanks, Julie's Bakeshop.

Did I understand the point of this? Vaguely. But will I buy from Julie's Bakeshop? Yes, because I'm gullible.

At this point, just treat it as an abstraction and make your own interpretations lol.

Julie’s Bakeshop really said eat the tita-shamers‼️ Great to see how PH advertisers are now upgrading their attack to the Filipino public.

Let’s not be afraid to change landscapes: today the ads, tomorrow the pinoy series and next year the government.

Loki trailer is out and we're loving it



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Two trailers in less than a week? for two different marvel movies this summer? we are being FED.

Loki is back and up to his old antics in a new trailer for the upcoming #DisneyPlus series under the character's name that focuses on the #Marvel (most of the time) villain.

The green and purple in Loki's trailer is so incredible. I just know the cinematography of Loki is gonna be incredible. It's his world and we're just living in it. Loki spent half the trailer being a little shit and I expect nothing less.

#Loki is genuinely gonna be one of Marvel's most visually stunning projects to date. Loki feels fresh and I like the visual aesthetic in the trailer. Might be the Marvel show I'm most looking forward to. It is just going to be so aesthetically pleasing! It's too beautiful too handle.

I’ve never been more hyped to see a show than I am right now for Loki. It's gonna be a banger for sure.

It's not even just that he's my favourite villainous character, holy fuck these trailers were awesome. It's mostly because the Loki fandom is starved for content.








The fact that it took this long for Marvel to give Tom Hiddleston his own standalone as Loki is baffling, but I’m not complaining now. This is going to be insanely good. 

#LOKI: The God of Mischief, your honour. Streaming June 11. I really can’t get over how beautiful the Loki series looks. 

Marvel's Loki is hot and badass, but also adorable and funny. So true he’s literally so annoying and loveable. We stan a man who can do both.

A top secret organization that regulates time travel — where have we seen that before?

It seems Loki is going to help fix the timeline’s lose ends caused by him taking the tesseract but how did that one event create so many goddamn timelines what tf did he do

This HAS to lead to multiverse of madness somehow.

So the story is basically "loki you f*cked the timeline so bad that you ruined the mcu. Can you f*ck it back to normal again?"

So if #LOKI has to get imprisoned, get a collar put on him and be forced to 'fix' the timelines does that mean they're going to be dragging Steve ( the original Captain America) in too or nah?


Wonder if it is Natasha maybe in a timeline where it was Hawkeye who was sacrificed maybe things wouldn't have succeeded since his skill set wound up necessary or something.


Marvel Studios’ LOKI isn’t the first time #TomHiddleston and #OwenWilson appeared in a project together.

The pair previously starred in Woody Allen’s 'Midnight in Paris,' where Wilson played Gil, a Hollywood writer and Hiddleston played F. Scott Fitzgerald. 








In Norse mythology, Loki was actively pansexual and genderfluid. So was a lot of people back before Christianity got ahold of everything. 

Pansexual means putting it lightly considering Loki from Norse Mythology, the one the Marvel character is based on, fathered Hel, Jörmungandr and Fenrir. And taking Sleipnir into consideration as well.

Pansexual is potentially attracted to anyone. Man, woman and anyone mixing it up in the middle.

Thor did not have golden hair and was not that chiseled too. He had red hair and wore gauntlets all the time.

I have a feeling Marvel is pushing kids towards this New Age Spiritual movement. I was in it for the science theories. But now I feel totally different about it.

You will be relieved to know that this is actually just based from Norse religious mythos and not Marvel Cinematic universe. Marvel  adopted "Son of Odin  Loki is not the same as Loki "Blood Brother of Odin."

Regardless*, probably not many because they all just want to be superheroes- not follow religious doctrine. The references and historical details are for adults. not kids.

But don't tell the neo-Nazis who think Norse mythology is all about Vikings and hammers. You'll make them cry in their invented heathenism. Though Valhalla is not a place for them. Let them be angry. 

The evil is not from a particular sect. It's cuz some individuals cannot live their own fucking lives and need to control others'. It's inside every human being.

Instead of quick conclusions and hatred towards a group, look within to understand.

Regardless, out of this how many kids will adopt dead Norse religions?

Unfortunately hes made up, just like the concept of gender fluidity.

Well... everything’s made up, isn’t it?

Every word has been made up.

If you mean the actual concept of genderfluid, I.e. people who mix between the genders, you might be surprised how long that’s been happening (a bit longer than the relatively new word).

There are scientific facts like; chromosomes decide your gender. However, using your imagination to magically change your gender on a moment to moment based on your mood IS completely made up, regardless of how long its been around.


If you saw that Loki trailer today and were like "Gawd damn, I need to read some comics about that dang trickster, like right now" might I suggest Loki by @kibblesmith

With "Loki" set to premiere on June 11th, Marvel and Disney have shared a zany new trailer to the anticipated series. This show is going to be crazy. We can't wait to watch! 

Seems like we'll be seeing the Ancient One's fear come to light in this show. 
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