Russia names new COVID-19 vaccine 'Sputnik V' in reference to Cold War space race.
Filipinos: Nah, Russia should name their vaccine "Putin C" and China should name theirs "Vitamin Xi", while USA should name their as CenTrump...and Japan as AbeGan.
Well, I guess I can say "Putin C" has some sort of ring to it from a Russian citizen's perspective. But I still think "Sputnik V" is a better name (which obviously of course it is).
Credits sa wittiness ng unang nakaisip. 🧡 Anonymous s'ya kasi under ng Wittiness Protection Program baka ipadakip ng Russia.
Philippines:
Digongvaxia
HARRoxYchloROQUEne
BongGoGesic
Advillar
Really guys! The humor you create with this news about that vaccine from Russia.
Filipinos are witty.
The president of the Philippines, Duterte, said he will get Putin’s vaccine and will do it in public. Some corrupt politicians in Manila have the virus, too. Give them the Putin’s vaccine, quick!
Is no one gonna talk how the DDS are the suppositories of our generation?
The approval of the Russia-made COVID-19 vaccine is a welcome development for the Philippines, but its local use and rollout will still hinge on results of clinical trials as well as its compliance with local laws, Malacañang says.
According to reports 20 countries have already collectively ordered a billion units of the “Sputnik V”
President Vladimir Putin says Russia's coronavirus vaccine has been registered; his daughter is among those inoculated.
Isnt his oldest daughter a medical researcher? If these reports are true (need to take everything with a grain of salt these days) rushing to register a vaccine may be a cash grab for her and whatever entity she works for. Just a thought.
Just wait for Trump to say his daughter, which that makes to be only Ivanka, has taken HIS vaccine by October. It will be HIS own miracle of a vaccine though.
A virus that was incredibly rushed, only gone through phase 1 testing, and hasn't been independently verified? Is Russia trying to beat America in a race to disaster or something?
(Actually, they're probably gonna charge Trump America's arm and leg for it and Trump will agree)
He who smelled it, dealt it. Isn't it a bit suspicious that the first country to that has a vaccine happens to be Russia? How convenient that they have a vaccine ready to sell to their good friend in the USA just in time to help him win again for being such a great deal maker.
Which "miracle" vaccine, that's being hurriedly whipped up, will create the first zombies? Any guessers?
They're calling the vaccine after their satellite which means "a traveling companion" which is interesting in itself. They're using adenovirus in the vaccine. A cold virus to combat another? That's as bad as using infected plasma, but say it's okay.
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