Monday, November 9, 2015
Panacea: Making You Believe in Forever Again
Have you ever wondered where do really broken hearts go? Well if you ask the renowned love doctor, Dr. Ino Balagtas, these broken hearts did actually find their way home -- in Panacea! For almost four decades, Panacea have been healing different disabilities caused by love problems all over the country.
This year they are celebrating their 35th anniversary and it looks like the clinic is far from slowing down. "Thank God, no deaths since our opening 35 years ago." Dr. Balagtas, resident Panacea doctor and the clinic's President, said jokingly when asked about the clinic's secret for its longevity. He also added that more than the clinic's world class facilities, he believed that Panacea is more than just a medical center, he described it as a retreat house, a solace -- a place where your heart can relax and meditate, a place where you can be whole again.
Aside from the state-of-the-art amenities, the clinic prides itself for their guaranteed 100 percent cure for every love disabilities like blindness because, well, love is blind; hearing impairment due to constant nagging and other physical deformities rooted from love disorders. According to Dr. Balagtas, the ultimate cause of these maladies is stupidity, "when your heart starts to beat for someone that is also the time your brain shuts down", he said bluntly.
Dr. Balagtas assured us a full heart recovery after your Panacea treatment. Krizzy, a self-confessed love problematic and one of their celebrity patients testified about Panacea's treatments, "Doc Ino helped me move on talaga, thanks to him! Love! Love! Love!” Krizzy is one of the hundreds of survivors from brokenheartedness. In the Philippines, 7 out of 10 people's hearts are shattered everyday and its Panacea's mission to pick these hearts to pieces.
That is why Panacea is offering a markdown for their 35th Anniversary! Get a 35% discount if you experience any of the following love woes symptoms:
1. Emotionally impaired - Unable to hear what your other half says; or are you just too dismissive to listen to them?
2. Emotionally decapitated - The ones who can't walk or even stand on their own two legs; the ones who depend too much on their partners.
Other emotional disabilities include visual impairment caused by too much love, becoming a hunchback due to excessive affection, and being too foolish to know that you're in an unhealthy relationship.
Hurry! Limited time only! Panacea healing hearts since 1980! Faster heart recovery in two and a half weeks or get your money back! #MayForever! For more information, check these following websites:
Passion for art and theater, this is what Artistang Artlets, the Official Theater Guild of the Faculty of Arts and Letters of the University of Santo Tomas, believes in. This organization has always been active in serving the Thomasian community since 1980 by staging plays that mirror Thomasian values.
To celebrate its 35th year, Artistang Artlets proudly presents, “PANACEA” a piece adapted from Danielle Joyce Factora’s “PWD: Puso with Disabilities." This production is headed by the guild’s beloved alumni.
The production entails the story of six different individuals that are looking to cure the various disabilities love has brought upon them. It aims to ask, which is more important when truly loving someone: following one’s heart or mind?
Original “Miss Saigon” cast member and acclaimed TV actress, Ms. Isay Alvarez Seña is welcomed back on the Artistang Artlets stage for this production. Other cast members include Aj Carag, Kris Andres, Xi Ramos, Jey Amurao, John Emmanoel Moran, Roi Paolo Calilong, Mates Salviejo, Jonathan Montes, Nicole Manlulo, Andrea Padilla, Josh Sef Balburias, and Steve Michael Moore.
Directed by Gene Maninang and produced by Therese Gracielle de Guzman and Karla Angela Tajon, PANACEA is set to run on December 3, 4 and 5, 2015 with time slots at 3pm and 8pm at the Girl Scout of the Philippines Auditorium, 901, Padre Faura St. Ermita Manila. Ticket price is at P500.
For more information on PANACEA, you may contact Artistang Artlets at 0916 525 3357.